Chuck Norris Emergency Survival Food Bars
Food that outlasts the shelf it’s sitting on.
How John uses it
These live in the truck and in the go-bag. I rotate a new pack in every couple of years, well before the 5-year expiration, and eat the old ones on long hikes. They taste like shortbread — fine, not great — which is the correct level of appetizing for emergency food. If they were too good, I’d eat the supply.
One bar is a small meal. The whole pack will carry an adult through a full day of moderate activity, which is exactly the window most real emergencies actually last.
Why John recommends it
The point of emergency food is that it still exists five years after you bought it. These bars are compact, shelf-stable, and don’t need water or heat. Every vehicle in the family should have a pack. Every bug-out bag, too. You’ll forget they’re there until the one day you don’t.
Specs
- —5-year shelf life
- —2400 calories per pack
- —14 vitamins and minerals
- —Lemon shortbread flavor
- —No prep — no water, no heat
- —Compact and crush-resistant
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