John

Stay Private

Privacy & Paranoid-but-Practical

Cheap insurance against the things you’ll never see coming. Cameras, signals, skimmers, and everything else quietly watching.

They’re not expensive… so why risk it?

Hands in a flannel shirt sealing a phone into a Faraday bag labeled "FARADAY BAG — RF SHIELD" on a dark desk. A closed laptop and a small lamp sit nearby in low light.

Software privacy settings are a promise. Physical shielding is a fact. The difference matters more every year.

Everything on this page is a physical device. No subscriptions. No cloud accounts. No updates that can silently flip a permission back on. A Faraday bag works because of physics. A webcam cover works because you can see the plastic slide. These are the privacy tools that cannot be revoked by an app update.

None of this makes you invisible. All of it makes you a harder target — which is usually the point.

The picks

Not sure where to start?

John’s Starter Loadout

Seven picks across every category. The single-trip answer for anyone building a kit from nothing.

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Watching the skies. Documenting anomalies. Trusting nobody.